why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your talents reflect your interests and passions, and what’s important to you is important.
so my brother in law walked in my room and i had an open tab with this gif
he’s like “who’s the chick that’s giving him a boner” so i giggle and say “not quite a chick, actually” then he goes “what do you mean” so i just smile and play him the entire scene
his face went so red in like 2 seconds and he just stormed off so quick i didn’t even see him going kamksmks i’m laughing so hard rn
I don’t think you understand how emotional this makes me:
HE CALLED HIM SAM, NOT MOOSE, NOT JOLLY GREEN, NOT GIRAFFE. JUST SAM. I’M GONNA CRY.
"When I was in high school, I liked to pretend that I was a Russian foreign exchange student. I would do things like go into a pizza restaurant and tell them I’d never had pizza before, and they’d bring me into the kitchen and show me how to make an American pizza. It’s really fun. People relate to you totally differently, and show you a side to themselves that you never see in your regular voice. So I guess the short answer is just “By fucking around."